Chloe Cottage Grove Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

Barbara Jean Hooker

Cottagecore is an aesthetic depicting a simple, romanticized life in nature. It features themes of farm animals, earthy tones, soft illustrations, and more. My interpretation of ~Cottagewhore~ .

Oh, and lemme tell ya, the grand local landmark: the dilapidated but striking Belleview Theater. Its marquee lights flicker like erratic thoughts, reminding me that “sadness always comes calling, but joy will storm back,” – a line straight out of that Inside Out brain scramble, y'know? I once had a massage session there – weird, but marvelous. The sound of old film reels in the background meshed with my client’s sighs so well, it was almost magical.

Police investigating crash in Cottage Grove