Audrey Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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I’m tellin’ ya, Colton’s got soul, and little quirks that make it ours. Whether you're cruisin’ down Oak St. or chillin’ at that hidden park bench off Vine Ave., there's always somethin’ to make ya smile, irritate ya, or simply wonder. We swears it’s unique, precious, and oh so kinda magical!

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