Lina Carmichael Whore ❤️

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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Susie Carmichael

So, pack light and come ready to experience a city that's more than meets the eye. Carmichael is a kaleidoscope of surprises, giggles, and maybe a few typos along the way – 'cos hey, we’re in a hurry sometimes, right? Great Scott! Enjoy it, buddy!

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