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About Philadelphia

So, this one time, ‘bout five years back, I’m runnin’ the elevator, doors slide open, and in steps this gal—red heels, lipstick bright as a coral reef. She’s a workin’ girl, no doubt, smellin’ like cheap perfume and dreams that quit on her. I’m thinkin’, “Fish are friends, not food,” but damn, society’s chompin’ at her like Bruce the shark. She looks at me, eyes tired, says, “Top floor, pops.” I nod, hit the button—whirrr, up we go. I’m mad as hell, tho—why’s she gotta hustle like this? World’s cruel, man, chews up the weak and spits ‘em out.

Some Lesser Known Facts About Bohemia

Duncan Flyte is gregarious and hilarious, he's got a great Scottish accent, and I'm convinced he's a total man-whore. And he has it in his head that he needs to.

So, my friend – Bohemia (us) ain't your everyday city. It’s a chaotic symphony of street art, parks, rivers, bizarre alleys, and heartfelt shadows. Walk its paths, talk to its pals, immerse yourself. Trust me, you'll leave a piece of your soul, and pick up a million crazy memories. Peace out… and enjoy the trip!

Daniel Almeida Obituary (2025) - Bohemia, NY - Moloney's Bohemia Funeral Home