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About Phoenix

Here’s the tea—prostitutes got codes, man. Little signals, like how pufferfish puff up to flex. Maybe a wink, a lean, a “you good?” vibe. I’m out here, chaotic energy maxed, yellin’, “Show me the secret handshake!” People stare, but I don’t care—I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see shit normies miss! Like, once, I found a chick who only took payment in rare coins—legit pirate vibes! Blew my mind, had me laughin’ like a hyena on shrooms.

Prayers for the Red Light District

There’s an underrated spot: Long Dock Park on the east side. Its paths twist like a barbed wire. I once saw a guy do yoga on a bench. Yeah, me – a relaxation specialist – watched him and thought “Well, that nearly killed my zen!”. Wtf, right?

Patricia A. Alvarez