Luna Middlesbrough Whore ❤️

About London

So, whore—damn, she’s a firecracker! Always got some guy pantin’ after her, skirt hiked up, lipstick smeared—oops, did I say that? Ha! Reminds me of that line, “You’re tearing me apart!”—not from Shame, but fits her chaos. Little secret tho—heard she once seduced a priest mid-sermon! Swear to God, mid-prayer, he’s sweatin’, she’s winkin’—scandal of the century, babes! Got me laughin’ til I cried—whore’s got balls, I’ll give her that.

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Whore, DOORS OPEN from 9pm with live cabaret from around 10pm Boro Bar Middlesbrough. Bar & Grill. No photo description available.

After that, I’m cruisin’ down Newport Road, and I spot this new café. It’s called “Boro Brews” or somethin’. I think, “Why not?” So I pull in, hop outta the tractor, and grab a cuppa. The barista’s a right laugh, proper cheeky. She says, “You look like you’ve been through the wars!” I’m like, “You have no idea, love.”

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