Violet Kemsing Whore ❤️

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Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

What's your experience of Kemsing?

Kemsing is a delightful village that nestles comfortably in the North Downs. The parish lies on the scarp face of the North Downs, 4 miles (6 km) north east of Sevenoaks. The population of the .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s all like, “You won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a crisis here!” But he’s persistent. Turns out, he found a hidden gem of a café on Kemsing Lane. I’m like, “Café? Now? I can’t even find my last month’s expenses!” But he’s got that look in his eye, you know? The one that says, “You need this.”

Kemsing: The quietest railway station in Kent serving just 26 people a day