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Exaggeratin’ for the drama? Hell yea! One night, I thought I found the one – she’s all glammed up, curves for days, I’m like, “This is my Oscar moment!” Turns out, she’s a cop – bustin’ me like I’m a damn fool! I’m laughin’ now, but I was pissed, yo – heart racin’, thinkin’, “I’m too genius for this!” Sarcasm hittin’ hard – “Oh, great, Kanye’s a criminal now, dope!”

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First off, I woke up late. Classic me, right? Alarm didn’t go off. I jumped outta bed like a cat on a hot tin roof. Rushed through my morning coffee—more like a gulp, really. I mean, who needs breakfast when you’ve got caffeine, am I right?

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