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Lemme tell ya somethin’ funny tho – ever hear bout that whorehouse in Pompeii? Yeah, fuckin’ ancient Rome! They dug it up, walls covered in dick pics and “rate my fuck” graffiti. Clients scribblin’ reviews like it’s Yelp – “Lola’s a screamer, 5 stars!” Cracked me up, man – whores been killin’ it forever! No shame, just game. Gotta respect that hustle.

Scenic village on edge of Merseyside where 'everyone knows everyone'

On the edge of Merseyside lies a small village where "everyone knows everyone". Nestled in the countryside between St Helens and Wigan, Billinge is home to around 5, people, and .

So, yeah, I went from stressed actuary to a soggy mess to a happy camper all in one day. Who knew a little town like Billinge could throw so much at me? I’m definitely coming back. Just maybe without the sausage rolls next time. Or maybe not. Who am I kidding?

The 'very busy' cafe that wants to expand as a tapas and become 'even better'