Everly Ashton In Makerfield Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

Where is Ashton-in-Makerfield?

As the sun starts to set, I’m walking back home, and I can’t help but think about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From the rain to the fox to the pie. Ashton-in-Makerfield, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart.

A Wigan man is in an induced coma after being seriously injured in car smash. Police appeal for witnesses