Abigail Ashton In Makerfield Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme spill the tea—whore’s a wild one! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m vibin’ here. So, like, I’m obsessed with *There Will Be Blood*—you know, that gritty Paul Thomas Anderson flick from ’07? Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s my jam. And whore? She’s got that same raw energy, darlin’. She’s out there hustlin’, makin’ heads turn, and I’m like—yaaas, get it, girl!

Ashton-in-Makerfield on a map

I finally get to work, and my boss, Dave, is already in a mood. He’s pacing around like a caged lion. Turns out, we’ve got this big client meeting today. And guess who forgot to prep the presentation? Yep, yours truly. I’m sweating bullets, man. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s just Ashton-in-Makerfield, not the end of the world!”

An appeal has been set up to help residents of a Wigan street affected by the New Year's Day floods