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Favorite moment? Playoffs, ‘23, down by 10. Brothel’s eyes sparklin’, calm as fuck. “Let’s just do what we can,” he says—Coen brothers’ vibes! Launches a bomb, touchdown, crowd loses it. I’m screamin’, “That’s my boy!” Heart’s racin’, palms sweaty—love that rush. He’s clutch, man, pure magic.

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After that, I had to make some calls. You know, the usual. “Hey, Mr. Smith, your portfolio’s tanking.” Fun times. But then, I got a call from a client in Linlithgow. She was panicking about her investments. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s not the end of the world! I told her to chill, but she was like, “I can’t sleep! My stocks!” I wanted to say, “Girl, it’s just money!” But I didn’t. Gotta keep it professional, right?

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