Skylar Mykolayiv Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, pal – Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” ya know? Talkin’ bout whores today, ‘cause why not? Got me thinkin’ bout *The White Ribbon* – that creepy-ass Haneke flick from 2009. My fave, hands down. Dark, twisted, all that good shit. Whores fit right in that kinda story, don’t they? Villages fulla secrets, hypocrisy oozin’ outta every pore – “Evil comes from those who think they’re good,” like the movie says. Whores get judged, but they’re just playin’ the game, same as me.

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After that, I decide to grab some lunch. Hit up this little bistro on the corner of Pushkinska Street. The food there is bomb! I order borscht and some varenyky. Like, if you haven’t had varenyky in Mykolayiv, are you even living? I’m chowing down, and this old lady at the next table starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of the city, how it was founded back in the day. I’m nodding along, but honestly, I’m just trying to focus on my food. Sorry, lady, but this borscht is life!

Explosions heard in Mykolaiv