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So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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So, I finally make it to the park near the Mykolayiv Regional Museum. It’s packed! Families, couples, and a bunch of old dudes playing chess. I sit down on a bench, just taking it all in. The vibe is chill, but then I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, but he totally wipes out. I mean, faceplant city! Everyone laughs, and I’m dying. Poor dude, though. He gets up, tries to play it cool, but you can see the embarrassment. Classic.

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