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About Stockholm

Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

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First off, I hit up the café on Strandvägen. You know, the one with the fancy pastries? I was ready to treat myself to a kanelbullar. But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of cinnamon rolls at 9 AM? I was like, “C’mon, people!” So, I settled for a dry croissant. Ugh.

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