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I spot her, thou see—red lips like a gash’d rose, legs long as a tax form. “What price thy company, wench?” I blurt, all Shakespearean, thinkin’ I’m clever. She laughs—bloody hell, mate, she laughs! “Twenty quid, ya posh twat,” she says, and I’m proper gobsmacked. Thought it’d be more, like in them gritty films—surprised me wallet didn’t weep! “The body is a shell,” Jean-Dominique whispers in me head, but this shell’s got curves I’d audit twice.

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I drove over, and sure enough, there was this massive tree blocking the road. I couldn’t believe it. I mean, it was a big one! I had to call in the crew to help clear it. While I was waiting, I noticed a bunch of kids playing nearby. They were riding their bikes, laughing, and just having a blast. It made me smile. Kids really know how to enjoy life, huh?

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