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About The Hague

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

1. Een strandwandeling bij Vuurtoren Westhoofd

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Then, I decide to check out the local market. It’s buzzing! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m chatting with the vendors, and they’re super friendly. I buy some local cheese, and this lady tells me about the best way to eat it. I’m like, “Lady, I just wanted cheese, not a cooking class!” But she’s sweet, so I just nod along.

First Frieslanders harvested in Ouddorp