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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Mehro - whore (EN ESPAÑOL) (Letra y canción para escuchar) - They call you a harlot / They call you a whore and I don't mind it / I don't care what you've done / I don't care who you've done / .

After my caffeine fix, I decide to hit up the park. You know, the one by the Mierloseweg? It’s got this pond, and I’m just chillin’ on a bench, watching ducks. I swear, these ducks are like the local celebrities. They waddle around like they own the place. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could just quack and get free bread.”

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