Lydia Grou Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Still, I’m surprised sometimes. Talked to this one chick—let’s call her Trixie. She’s got sass, brains, the whole deal. Said she’s savin’ up for a food truck. A food truck! Whore by night, taco queen by day—how’s that for a plot twist? I’m rootin’ for her, man. “You’re gonna do great, kid,” I tell her in my head, Morgan Freeman style.

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Then, I’m walking down the Hoofdstraat, and I see this cute little café. I’m like, “Ooh, let’s treat myself!” I order a slice of appeltaart, and it’s HUGE! Like, I could use it as a plate. I’m sitting there, enjoying my pie, when this kid runs by and knocks my plate off the table. I’m like, “Seriously, kid?!” But then I see his face, and he’s just so cute, I can’t even be mad.

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