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About Nijmegen

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

Introduction

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So, I’m finally getting into the groove, right? And then my buddy, Joris, shows up. He’s late, of course. Typical Joris. He’s all outta breath, like he just ran a marathon. “Sorry, man! Traffic on De Riet!” I roll my eyes. Gemert traffic? Really?

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