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Oi mate, so I’m a bleedin’ Bestiary, eh? Gladiator Ricky Gervais, cacklin’ like a mad bastard! Right, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—grim business, innit? Picture this: me, stompin’ through some dodgy backstreet, lookin’ for a bit of company, yeah? And I’m thinkin’, “This is like *Under the Skin*, ain’t it?” That flick—my fave—where Scarlett Johansson’s an alien tart pickin’ up blokes! “What’s beneath the surface?” I’m mutterin’ to meself, half-pissed, half-curious.

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After that, I decide to check out the Volendams Museum. It’s small but packed with cool stuff. I’m looking at these old fishing nets and thinking, “Man, these guys had it tough.” Then I see a painting of the village from way back. It’s wild how much it’s changed. I mean, now it’s all touristy, but back then? Just fishermen and their boats. Crazy.

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