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Right, so, me—Gollum, sneaky bugger—slippin’ through streets, eyes big, lookin’ fer a lass who’s, y’know, *workin’*. Hiss! Ain’t no fancy date, nah, this is raw, dirty stuff. Found one once, near some skanky alley—smelled like old fish an’ regret. She was all, “Wotcha want, creep?” Made me mad, it did! Called me creep, pfft, like she’s some queen! But—ooh—happy too, ‘cos she was real, not some posh trick.

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But then, I hear this commotion. A guy is trying to propose to his girlfriend, but he drops the ring in the water! I’m like, “Oh no, dude!” Everyone’s gasping, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-cringing. He jumps in after it, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a story for the grandkids!”

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