Mila Selwerd Whore ❤️

About The Hague

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey vibes on blast, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s like that shady chick Grace from *Dogville*, ya know? “The world’s a dump, kid,” she’d say, and damn, she ain’t wrong! Whore’s been around forever, like, biblical times—didja know Mary Magdalene got that rep? Total BS, probs, but people love a juicy story. Me, I’m an installer—radio-electronic gear, beep-boop shit—and I’m wiring up some rig, thinkin’, “Whore’s just hustlin’, like me with these cables!”

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

Whore Netherlands, Mistress (soft), Intimate massage, Cum in Mouth Selwerd · Alphen-aan-den-Rijn · Rozenburg · Oosterpark · Urk · Driebergen-Rijsenburg.

Then, we decide to grab some lunch. We hit up this food truck on the corner of the Selwerderweg. They’ve got these crazy fries with all the toppings. I’m talkin’ mayo, onions, the works. I’m munchin’ away, and Joris is telling me about his latest Tinder disaster. Classic Joris, right?

Final Selwerd flat nearly ready, for internationals only