Audrey Ruurlo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Love it tho—jumpin’s my wine, fire’s my whore! Hah, there’s that word again—keeps slippin’ out. “A true artist creates,” like Gusteau says, and mate, we’re artists of ash! Ever smell burnin’ pine at 3 a.m.? Gorgeous, fuckin’ gorgeous—better than any Lannister feast. Quirky thought—sometimes I’m mid-jump, thinkin’, “Shit, why not a desk job?” Then I land, axe swings, and I’m king of the bloody world.

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Join us for an interesting weekend in Ruurlo as three 4-year-olds compete in the young horse class at cm level. Watch as a % dressage.

Back at the shop, it’s chaos. People are lined up, and I’m like a one-man band trying to juggle everything. I’m sharpening knives, scissors, you name it. I’m sweating bullets. And then, this lady comes in, all frantic. “My husband’s knife is dull! He can’t cook!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a miracle worker!” But I sharpen it, and she’s all smiles.

Another 29,000 chickens to be culled in Netherlands due to highly-infectious bird flu strain