Ellie Buitenpost Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy asking if I wanna hit the pub later. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I head to the local pub on the Voorstraat. It’s cozy, filled with locals. I grab a drink, and we start chatting.

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