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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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Finally, I finish up at the church. I’m exhausted but happy. I head to the local café on Hoofdstraat for a well-deserved drink. I order a coffee, and the barista, she’s super nice. She asks about my day, and I’m like, “You wouldn’t believe it!”

The Scot who liberated a Dutch town on a bicycle