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Oi, listen up, ya filthy lab rats! Me, Gru, Head of ze laboratory, got sometink to say bout findin’ a prostitute. Ya, ya, I know, shady stuff, but stick wit me, I’m goin’ all “Moonrise Kingdom” on dis! Picture dis – me, sneakin’ trough da woods like Sam and Suzy, lookin’ for dat one gal who’s got da goods, ya know? “Lightbulb!” – hit me like thunder, why not find one who’s got dat quirky charm, like dose kids in da movie, runnin’ wild, free, no rules!

So you want to book a sex worker?

But then, the real chaos hits. A group of tourists comes in, and they’re all like, “Where’s the best place to see the Differdange Castle?” I’m like, “Uh, it’s not a castle, it’s a ruin, but sure, let me pull out my map.” I whip out my phone, and I’m trying to show them on Google Maps, but my fingers are all sticky from the syrup. I’m fumbling like a total noob.

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