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You gotta watch yourself, though—cops sting ya, or worse, you end up broke, mutterin’, “We got a winner here!” like Tyrone in the movie. Total chaos. I’d be terrible at it—overthinkin’, “Is she legit? Am I on a list now?” Pro tip: cash only, no cards—learned that from some dude’s story online, got tracked by his wife! Hilarious, but oof, brutal. Anyway, it’s dark, it’s messy, it’s “Requiem” vibes—everyone’s lost, chasin’ somethin’. Pretty, pretty good? Nah, pretty damn nuts.

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So, I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, right? I crack a joke, “Hey, at least we’re not stuck in a well!” No one laughs. Crickets. I’m like, “C’mon, people! We’re in Mifune! This is a city of smiles!” But they’re all just staring at me, like I’m the one who broke the elevator.

Toshirô Mifune | Actor, Producer, Director