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About Osaka

She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

Kansen 2 - Inzai Toshi 1

Then, I head over to the park. It’s called Inzai Chuo Park, and it’s pretty chill. I needed to cool off. I’m sittin’ on a bench, and this kid runs by, trippin’ over his own feet. I laugh so hard, I almost spill my drink. Kids are hilarious, man. But then, I see his mom, and she’s not laughing. She’s all worried. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, he’s fine!”

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