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About Kyoto

There’s this one time, right, I heard ‘bout this geezer in Thailand who does sexual-massage with his feet—feet, fam! I’m like, “Bruv, that’s rank,” but also, respect, ‘cos that’s skills. Me mate Dave reckons it’s all spiritual, like “bending the useful,” as Varda says, turnin’ a foot rub into a proper shag-vibe. I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine the stench, tho!

Getting there and around

So, I hit up this little café on Kurobe-cho. The barista, bless her heart, was super slow. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, lady! I got trees to hug!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain.

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