Samantha Ewarton Whore ❤️

About Spanish Town

So, picture this—whore ain’t just some streetwalker stereotype. Nah, it’s deeper. Back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran these secret salons—poets, artists, all droolin over em. Little known fact, right? They weren’t just sellin skin; they were muses, goddamn puppet masters! Pisses me off how folks still judge em—c’mon, let’s paint em with respect, yeah?

What Is E-Whoring?

You have reached Ava. I am snug in Ewarton and whore is epic! I dream about our future together. I adore Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Striptease/.

But then, I see this old man on the corner of Ewarton Rd. He’s sellin’ coconuts, and I’m like, “Yesss, I need that!” I go over, and he’s got this huge grin. I buy one, and as I’m drinkin’ it, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m there, laughin’ at myself, while he’s just shakin’ his head like, “You young folks.”

Gunman flees with pastor’s gun, leaves his behind in Ewarton robbery