Elise Vizzini Whore ❤️

About Bologna

I ain’t judgin, nah—live n let live, right? But the stench of cheap cologne and cheaper lies? That’s the shit that sticks. Little fact for ya—some old-school pros used to carry lemon extract, splash it on to dodge the clap. Clever, huh? Bet ya didn’t know that, Clarice. Me neither til I dug deep—curiosity’s my vice, ya see.

Screen Rant

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this.

But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Where’s the promo material?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Vizzini! Chill!” But he’s not having it. I’m running around like a headless chicken, trying to find Wi-Fi to send him the stuff. I end up in some café on Via Vittorio Emanuele. The Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on vacation. I’m losing it!

My Favourite Painting: Sir Karl Jenkins