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Last week, I’m prowlin’ the streets—sketchy alleys, neon lights flickerin’ like a busted flux capacitor. Saw this gal, right? Total pro, leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. Great Scott! She’s got that “I’m in charge” vibe—like Sean Parker sayin’, “A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool?” I’m thinkin’, “A billion tricks, that’s cool!” Hah! Made me laugh, but also—damn, she’s smooth.

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I send someone to help her. I’m just about to lose it when I hear laughter. I look over, and it’s the street performer again! He’s doing a backflip! I can’t help but laugh. Scalea’s got this weird way of making you smile, even on the craziest days.

January 2022