Megan Marco Simone Whore ❤️

About Milan

Great Scott! This “whore” thing—wild, right? I’m sittin here thinkin bout it, like, who even uses that word anymore? Kinda old-school, kinda gritty. Reminds me of Moonrise Kingdom—y’know, my fave flick—where Suzy says, “I’m not a child!” Whore’s got that vibe, rebellious, raw, like she’s screamin at the world. Back in the 80s, folks threw it around like candy—cheap, easy insult. Pissed me off then, still does now! Some dame ownin her life, and bam—labeled. Ain’t fair, Marty!

Who is Marco Simone and why is the 2023 Ryder Cup course named after him?

But then, outta nowhere, this lady in the back starts yelling. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, she thought I was auctioning off her purse! I mean, c’mon! It was a totally different purse! I had to calm her down. “Ma’am, I’m not selling your purse! I’m selling history here!” She didn’t find it funny.

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