Taylor Bruino Whore ❤️

About Bari

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—she’s a legend, kinda. A trashy, grimy legend. Makes me wanna scream, “The village hid its sins!”—‘cept she ain’t hidin’ shit, just flauntin’ it. Great Scott, what a mess! Gotta bust her, tho—can’t let her win.

The Tragic Feline Space Program

The Caffeinated Whore. Sex, money, coffee beans ☕️ Retired sex worker, now professional in other regards. Coffee drinker.

As the night rolled in, we decided to hit up a local concert at the piazza. The energy was electric! People were dancing, singing, and just livin’ it up. I felt so alive. But then, I lost my phone. Panic mode activated! I was searching everywhere, retracing my steps like a detective. Finally found it in my jacket pocket. Classic me, right?

J.B. Biunno #HeyJB