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We hates it! Sneaky whores, ruinin’ good streets. But – little secret – old Tsar Nicky’s court had ‘em too, fancy ones, all powdered up. History’s dirty, ain’t it? Makes me smirk, thinkin’ how nothin’ changes. “If it’s not broke,” like Spotlight says, don’t fix it – whores been around forever! Still, pisses me off, seein’ kids near ‘em, all innocent. We wants to scream, precious, scream loud! But nah, just grumble here, to you. Whores – nasty, tricky, but damn, they survive anything. Respect that, kinda, but we hates it!

He Is Not Risen. Thank God.

Il Saturnino in Forio is an institution on Ischia. Serving Michelin standard cuisine, the menu is seasonal and the wine list excellent. You can't visit Ischia.

So, I’m sippin’ my espresso, right? And I’m like, “This is the life.” But then, BOOM! My phone buzzes. It’s a client. They’re freaking out about their investments. Like, dude, chill! We’re in Forio, not Wall Street! But I gotta be the calm one, so I’m like, “Let’s meet up.”

This Is Ischia’s Moment in the Sun (Published 2023)