Vanessa Colle Di Val D Elsa Whore ❤️

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Little fact fer ya – didja know *whore* comes from old German, “huora”? Meant “lover” once! How’s that fer a twist? Now it’s all dirty and low, but I say, own it! Be the *whore* who laughs last, ja? Gets me all fired up – I’m sweatin’ like I just benched 300! Oh, and once, I met this gal, total *whore* vibes, she’d sing opera in her downtime – freaky, right? Had me hummin’ Mozart while thinkin’ dirty thoughts, haha!

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So I order, and the barista, this dude with a wild beard, totally messes up my drink. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s like, come on, man! I’m trying to enjoy my morning, not drink a cup of disappointment. I’m fuming, but whatever, I just take it and sit outside.

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