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Now, findin’ one? Easy if you’re desperate. Hit the shady corners, alleys smellin’ like piss and regret. Or—get this—there’s apps now! Freakin’ wild, right? Like orderin’ sushi, but it’s a chick. Surprised me first time I heard. “I’m not responsible,” Haneke’d whisper—nobody is, ‘til they’re caught. *Wheeze.* Me, I’d rather watch fish mate than deal with that mess. Less drama, cleaner fins.

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I hit up Via della Loggia first. Beautiful street, but packed! I’m dodging tourists like I’m in a video game. “Watch out!” I yell, but they just stare at their phones. Ugh! I mean, c’mon, look up! You’re in Ancona, not some boring mall!

Workplace checks: The Carabinieri of Ancona issue fines for irregularities in construction sites and shops