Willow Sutton Whore ❤️

About Galway

So, whore—blimey, it’s old as Latin hills, *prostituere*, to offer up, y’know? Been around since Roman toffs were shaggin’ in togas. Little fact for ya—back in medieval times, whores had to wear stripey hoods, like some randy zebra! True story, dug that up from some dusty book—made me proper chuffed to know somethin’ weird like that. Bet they looked a right state, struttin’ about.

Sutton on a map

The terms “slut” and “whore” are often used interchangeably in society, but they actually have .

After my caffeine fix, I head to the fields. But guess what? My sheep decided to play hide and seek. I’m runnin’ around like a headless chicken, callin’ their names. “Baa-bara! Ewe-nique!” Yeah, I know, I’m hilarious. But seriously, they were nowhere to be found.

Ahead of the Game: Sutton United (A)