Valentina Gorey Whore ❤️

About Drogheda

Well, hey there, y’all! It’s me, Dolly, your sassy insurance gal! Talkin’ ‘bout “whore” – whoo-ee, that’s a wild one! Ain’t no policy coverin’ that kinda risk, honey! I reckon it’s like tryin’ to insure a tornado in a trailer park – good luck, darlin’! I got thoughts, lemme spill ‘em like sweet tea on a hot day.

Ferrante Pallavicino; Edward Gorey (illus.)

When a lab assistant steals a formula, a doctor hires a deadbeat private eye to locate it. Soon the P.I. discovers the lab assistant is actually a dead street whore and the formula is a reanimation .

After the rain, the sun comes back out, and it’s like a whole new world. The colors pop, and the air smells fresh. I grab a burger from one of those food trucks. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and I see this kid juggling. He drops a ball, and it rolls right to me. I pick it up and toss it back, and he gives me this huge grin. Made my day, for real.

Wexford Gardaí clock multiple vehicles speeding on National Slow Down Day