Leah Portmarnock Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Cork

So, you’re lookin’ for one? Risky biz, pal. Could be a sting—cops love that shit. Or worse, some pimp’s watchin’, ready to jack you up. “You use me, I use you,” Brandon says—fits perfect here. It’s a transaction, cold as ice. I’m laughin’ tho—imagine you, all nervous, hagglin’ prices like it’s a flea market! “Ten bucks? C’mon, lady!” Hilarious, but sad too.

So you want to book a sex worker?

So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? Just gotta roll with it. And maybe next time, I’ll check if they have scones before I order coffee.

Death Notice of David Lonsdale (Portmarnock, Dublin)