Brianna Celbridge Whore ❤️

About Limerick

I reckon – cosmic wisdom kickin in – it’s like black holes, mate. Whore sucks in all the light, all the gossip, but nobody sees the real shit. Used to think it was just sex, easy cash, but nah, it’s power, desperation, rebellion. Gets me happy tho – some of em flipped the script, owned it, like badass queens. There’s this tale, dunno if its legit, bout a French prossie who conned a duke outta his castle – fuckin legend! Laughed my arse off imagining that twat’s face.

On Air Now

There are approximately 29 registered profiles from Celbridge. Including surrounding areas of Leixlip, Newcastle, Maynooth, Lucan, Rathcoole, Dunboyne, Saggart.

First, I’m at the library on the Hazelhatch Road, digging through some old records. I’m all focused, right? Then, boom! Fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to find out about the old Celbridge Abbey, and now I’m sprinting out the door with a bunch of confused old folks. I swear, I almost tripped over Mrs. O’Reilly’s cat. That cat is a menace, I tell ya.

€23.5m solar farm planned for Celbridge, Co Kildare