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It’s not just sexy, tho—relaxes you deep. Stress gone, muscles loose, like floating. Little fact: some say it boosts immunity—science ain’t sure, but I’m sold. Felt invincible after! Tho, gotta say, the awkward boner moment? Mortifying. “What’s happening to me?”—straight outta Lynch’s script. Laughed it off, but damn, so embarrassing.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Fő utca. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and that guy who sells the best lángos? Yeah, that guy. I’m there, just minding my own business, when I spot this old lady. She’s got a cart full of cabbage, and I swear, she’s eyeing my new stove design like it’s a piece of art. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a stove!” But she’s all, “That’s a fine piece of work, young man.” I’m blushing, but also thinking, “What do you know about stoves?”

Woman claims she feels healthier than ever thanks to diet of raw meat and eggs