Abigail Bayeux Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

Oh my stars, listen up! I’m freakin’ C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—and I’m divin’ into this mess about whores, ‘cause I’m your stylist, babe, and I got OPINIONS. Whore’s a vibe, right? Like, not just some chick sellin’ it, but a whole damn mood—like in *Her*, when Joaquin’s all lost in that sexy AI voice, “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Whores live that, man! They’re out there, rewritin’ their own damn tales, and I’m HERE for it.

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Park de la Tertre, my fav spot, it is. Chill there I do, after a long massage day. Relaxing vibes, like ever is the cure, you know? A secret bench tucked under an ancient oak, hmm—memories it holds. Sometimes, late at night, in the park I wander, thinking—“Do or do not, there is no try.” Oh, and the river Aure flows like a gentle lullaby, remindin’ me of peaceful moments in Anatolia’s vast quiet lands.

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