Freya Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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First off, “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ prostitute, but it’s morphed, twisted, and flipped into somethin’ wilder. Back in the day – think medieval times – it was a job title, no kiddin’! Some chick in 14th-century London got fined for “whoring” outside the wrong tavern. Historians dug that up, and I’m like, “Girl, get your hustle straight!” Fast forward, and it’s a weapon – slung at anyone who dares step outta line. Makes me mad as hell – who decides that? Not me, not you, but damn society’s got opinions.

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Felanitx (pronounced Fela-nitsch) is located in the east of Mallorca. Maybe you are heading to Portocolom or the great beaches around Cala d’Or or Cala Ferrera anyway: Consider taking a .

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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