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Me? Gets me riled up, it does! All these profiles – “lookin’ for fun,” “no strings,” blah blah. Like fish flashin’ scales to lure ya! Then – bam – ghosted! Happened to me mate, Steve, swears he’s a stud, met this bird, texted for weeks, poof, gone! “The wind’s blowing harder,” like in the film – effort wasted, blown away! Pissed me off, precious, hate the fakes!

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Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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