Hazel Olstykke Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, prostitutes—where’d ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they called ‘em “soiled doves”—fancy, huh? Kinda sad too. Makes me mad thinkin’ how they got no choice sometimes. I’m walkin’ down this sketchy alley—R2-D2, where you at, buddy?!—and there’s this chick, all sass, leanin’ on a wall. “Hey, goldenrod,” she says, smirkin’. I’m like, what, me? Goldenrod? That’s some Star Wars-level shade!

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Y’know, sometimes I get all worked up cause people don’t see how sexy an ordinary public park or a rusty street lamp can be. Like, c’mon, life’s about feeling every damn moment, even if it’s just a flash of neon on a rainy night in the Lampegade (yeah, that place’s real! maybe?? hehe). Sometimes, I get so mad when they call Olstykke boring – seriously!? It’s like the intensity of Oldboy’s revelation, smashing your expectations to bits!

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