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About Dortmund

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

District of Umkirch

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So, bro, pack up, and get lost in Umkirch. Explore Kantstrasse, Hauptstrasse, and every hidden nook. Like that movie line, "We all need to remember," cuz memories make this town epic. I’m always on the lookout for new pleasure, new vibes – ya don’t wanna miss out. I pity the fool who skips this adventure!

Jason Dodge