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About Hamburg

She’s got this rep, tho—locals whisper she’s cursed. Some old Hawaiian tale, kahuna stuff, says she danced with Pele—volcano goddess, badass chick—and didn’t bow right. Now she’s stuck hustlin’ forever. Freaky, huh? Got me thinkin’, “What is an image?”—Godard again, messin’ with my head. Maybe she’s just pixels to some, but to me? She’s lava-hot reality!

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Man, I'll be honest, sometimes the city pisses me off. Hmm, its bureaucracy, that endless paperwork; sometimes, I swear I could write a book titled "Sex, Love and Red Tape." But then, I find that corner near Waldstraße—ah yes, my fav spot. Hidden gem, dude. A tiny nook, where my thoughts drift, my heart skips a beat—and man, it's a riot of emotions.