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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

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Talkin’ ‘bout green spaces, y’all must check out the quiet oasis by the small river, the Seebach. Now, I love to take a stroll along its bank, daydreamin’, thinkin’ about all the sweet nothings and messy crushes I’ve helped folks connect on my dating site. And lemme tell ya, some of those stories are crazier than any Paul Thomas Anderson flick! Sometimes I mutter, “It’s the golden haze, baby!” like in that movie, right when reality and fantasy get all tangled up.

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